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Mick and Jim are forced into an unexpected holiday in Lanzarote. They book into Sea View, a bizarre re-creation of a 1950's Blackpool boarding house, right next to

the beach.


On their first afternoon, while enjoying a pedalo ride, they are threatened with assassination by both the CIA and KGB.


Subsequently, they are drawn into a web of lies, deceit and sexual excess involving MI7 - so secret, even MI5 and MI6 don't know

about it.


The climactic showdown is orchestrated by Polly, the world's most foul-beaked parrot.

Mick and Jim are on the run from Vlad and Vic, enforcers for international crime boss and Ealing comedy lover, Charlie Sumkins. 


They hide at Mick's ex-wife's Guest House in Southsea, but the price involves terrifying demands of an intimate nature.


They end up in Las Vegas, where, with cactus-punctured groins, they're pursued by Reservoir Dogs' lookalikes.


Later, they escape from Thelma and Louise wannabes, and make a commitment before a bourbon-fuelled Elvis impersonator, before the big, life-threatening sort-out in Nevada's most lurid theatrical environment.

Mrs Hathaway, Mick and Jim's 60-year-old office cleaning lady, is a martial arts/extreme sports expert - skills she developed through online and home video courses.


Daring Dooz is a highly successful global magazine, full of fictitious adventure stories featuring scantily clad pole dancers.


Mrs Hathaway is, however, the real thing, and accepts a series of global challenges for a £2 million advance.


The challenges involve shark attacks, time warps, anacondas, MiG fighters, sex-mad caimans and exploding missionaries, with Mick and Jim coerced into videoing every terrifying step.

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